Death...Such a Bummer!!

Happy Thursday everyone!  Well, not such a happy Thursday after all now is it? Those of you that do not know, my grandmother's dog died last night. Yeah I know, very crappy. Most of you that read this will probably end up laughing inside due to the reason that the dog died, and then you will probably put on a sad face on purpose to show me that you really care and that you're not a pompous butt head, but that's beside the point, the point is that my dog died.  Now here is the cause of death (C.O.D) crushing of the neck and pelvic region. You're probably thinking to yourself, "how does that happen to a dog"? Well, pretty simple actually, it normally lays underneath my grandmother's remote controlled mobile reclining chair every night while she watches television, but last night she was doing her normal routine with the dog laying underneath like usual, only this time she couldn't really control the chair properly and it collapsed upfront and we are pretty sure the dog died on impact and that its neck snapped instantly. We guessed at first due to the fact that there was not a peep out of the dog when or if it was struck by the chair. Normally animals will make a noise when threatened or attacked so we were going based upon the lack of a squealing sound. And then we noticed that the dog (who is named Puppy) had its tongue sticking out and its eyes were open. That is a clear indication of extreme suffocation and being crushed. I have seen enough movies to know how its done folks, its not a pretty sight let me tell you!  My whole family was devastated as they should be. I just joke around and laugh about it because I am that pompous butthead mentioned above and at times I cope and grieve differently than most. But I do miss the dog because even though it was a pain in the ass, it was still cool because of the way it was always there and it became a big part of all of our lives. The lives of my immediate family and I that is.
That brings me to the subject of Death itself. Yes I did capitalize it because it is a big subject and worth talking about. Everyone dies, I am a firm believer in a person should only die from natural causes. Guns should be illegal and restricted even with permits. Drugs should be done away with unless they're supplements to help you build muscle and taken with extreme carefulness. Cars should all be taken off the market and we should walk everywhere or at least take public transportation, that way we not only save money and stress off our mindds and bodies, but then we won't be a "fat" nation any longer and we'll be more in shape and more inept to want to do things in life. Anyway, those are just part of my own opinions.  Death should only be meant for natural causes or old age. Everyone should die at a reasonably old age as far as I'm concerned. Just like author Kevin Trudeau says in his book, "Natural Cures They Don't Want You to Know About"  a very good book and worth reading. Okay I'm done with that plug now.  As far as Death, its a very nasty word and I think I'll eliminate it from my vocabulary as soon as now. But we should all work hard to let the government know that certain drugs and things that kill us should be taken off the market and assasinated so to speak. Anyone with me? I think I'll get comments for this one I really do...Someone has to agree with me.. We deserve to live for a long time people. No more being hit by drunken drivers or overdosing on under the table drugs. Let's take care of ourselves. Let's show other countries that we do care about ourselves. Let's do it!